<ok, so when dis guy was ranting bout some gay shit, he needed to be corrected. read fo yourself. stupidity in bold, corrections regular>

Now, gays.
I will admit that I am somewhat of a homophobe.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to rectifying it, I suppose.

The Lord says that it's wrong, I shall believe.
The lord says a lot of things are wrong, which you conveniently ignore. But when it gives you a reason to hate, surprise surprise, it's fully binding even today!

But this is a different argument, because not all people believe in the Good Lord, and will be punished in the end.
And the homosexuals that DO believe in God? Hmmm?

It's just not darn natural.
Neither are glasses. Or clothes. Or houses. Cars. I could go on for days.

INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B.
You must have a REALLY boring sex life...

Plop, out comes the baby.
Once in a while, yeah.

That's how it was made to be.
In your narrow view, sure.

There is a reson women don't have penises, and men don't have vaginas.
First, I have a new word for you. HERMAPHRODITISM. Second, why would it be needed? Third, wouldn't a man with a vagina be...a woman?

They were not meant to have sex.
Sex naturally goes along with love.
And the fact that I love my boyfriend...?

Sodomy is a sin, and "Cockfighting" has no point.
So? Why does it have to have a point?

And what the heck do women do?
Rub up on each other?
Got a couple more words for you. CUNNILINGUS. SEX TOYS. FINGERS.

Wow, how romantic.
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. And for the record your NO SEX UNLESS WE'RE MAKIN' BABIES isn't exactly the height of romance, either.

It's just that simple: gays were not meant to be.
And yet we still occur in a multitude of forms in nature. Yep...not supposed to happen.

I don't know why they don't concider it a mental disease anymore.
Because it doesn't fit the criteria, and takes doctors away from treating people with ACTUAL mental disorders that NEED treatment?

It is.
And you got you Ph.D...where?

If you like the same sex, there is something wrong with you in your brain.
Because you think it's icky. Pardon me if I find that a less than compelling reason.

They're like retarded people.
Oh, kettle calling pot black...

Next thing you know, people will be accepting incest and beastiality.
I have some KY Jelly at home...you want that for your slippery slope?

But even incest is better than homosexuality.
Because PAW fuckin' SIS in the middle of the night is far more sacred and holy than two men who love each other. Gotcha.

Because then, they can still procreate.
That's the way it was meant to be.
Back to the REAL FUCKIN' ROMANTIC comment. If your sole purpose for sex is reproduction, that kinda strips it of the love and romance. It's just a process. FIND WUH-MUN. FUCK WUH-MUN. BREED WUH-MUN.